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Cats are special creatures.
Honed for centuries to sharpen their cleverness, increase their survival skills, and to become the purrfect predator, cats live surprisingly docile lives in captivity. While they're perfectly capable of living independently, as they make abundantly clear with their ornery, sassy behavior, cats really do enjoy a life of luxury. Ignoring the plushy pillows left out for them, meowing demands for trickling water, and munching on their owner's beloved potted plants, they relish the power they have over their hooman's mew'd.
Kitties may be master meownipulators, but it comes from a place of love. Cats are playful, mischievous beings who show their love and affection with equal parts menace and sweetness. One moment they're accepting head pats and nudging their human for more affection, and the next they're attacking the hand that loves them eternally; it's all about balance.
Specifically, kittens have a special way of running the household. First off, by determining everyone's sleep schedule with their nightly toy box raids, kittens take immediate control over the human mind. Secondly, during the day when the household is at its most complacent, kittens will use the oppawtunity to attack every ankle, scamper underfoot, and skitter around every corner to remind the house that it's always playtime. To a kitten, this is 100% true. No matter whether they're training to be avid hunters, practicing their mischief, or lazing in the sunniest window sill, kittens are training for a lifetime of being the cutest, most unpredictable pet in the house.
So while kittens grow into larger, older kittens, they'll always be the adorable babies we brought home from the Walmart parking lot, found under a bush, or were bestowed by the good graces of the Cat Distribution System. And that's a beautiful thing.
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